IT’S FINALLY OVER. Ken and Stu complete their 38 hour analysis of horror cinema with the truly wretched 10s, taking on remakes, legacy sequels and elevated horror in the process. Stu laments this woke world and takes things in all manner of, quite frankly, stupid directions, and Ken tries to bring him back on board to finish the job. Spoiler: He succeeds!
We haven’t been looking forward to this, frankly. Not one another’s company – that’s an unending pleasure – but recording this podcast about noughties horror, which you’ll soon come to understand is shit. In fact, instead of listening to the episode, why not simply make a five-hour-long fart noise? As opposed to the ten-year-long fart noise that was 00s horror.
Yes, yes, Ken and Stu return with the penultimate instalment of their ill-advised foray into horror cinema with the years 2000-2009, a real sewer of a fucking decade. 9/11 happened, didn’t it? Awful. And these films, which were of course worse. Enjoy!
Bleeding bastard hell, it’s been too long. After literal years of pandemic piss-taking, Ken and Stu are BACK and they’re here to give HORROR CINEMA the good, hard talking about that it needs. And also shagging it, somehow. Can you shag a concept? A conceptual shag. Hang on – I’m thinking of something – consumnate with a concept. There’s a joke in there somewhere. Consum-cept? Oh fuck off, I’m not here to amuse you. But Ken and Stu are! One of whom is me! Oh, this is so confusing!
Look. Look. Just listen to the episode, okay? It’s a classic KS barn-burning bastard. And there were kids inside!
BEEN AGES! Ken and Stu are back with all the hot new MCU takes, by which we mean Ken talks about the new shows quite reasonably while Stu has a fat, balding breakdown. What else is new?
Ken and Stu get weirdly serious and sincere. They also talk about cum. Obviously.
WOW! THAT WAS SORT OF QUICK-ISH?? Ken and Stu continue to catch up with recent bits and bobs, this time looking at Godzilla Vs. Kong along with a clutch of other fairly random things. I think they might get angry about Star Wars again. Christ, I hope not.
WHERE. HAVE. WE. BEEN? Oh, you know very well where we’ve been. Not sure if you noticed, genius, but there’s been a bloody, bleedin’ lockdown! Some sort of mad virus or summat!! Really, though, it’s a mystery. And we’re still not able to meet up to do proper podcast SESHES. Takes the piss really. But here we are again, brightening your feeds! With a new podcast! A short podcast! In which we talk about fuckin’ films! We’re going to try and do these on the reg until we can get back together again, grab some fajitas and settle in for a nine-hour record. 90s Horror will still be coming soon. For now though: this bollocks. We love and miss you!
WHY IS IT SO LONG?? The question on the minds of every Ken & Stu listener, not to mention Ken & Stu themselves. But it is, as ever it shall be, longer than Ken’s (mind how you go – Ed). Anyroad, atop the main event continuing their in-depth (and how!) breakdown of a decade of horror, Ken & Stu review things they have seen recently, including that movie about the hedgehog! They also read letters from listeners and discuss trailers as usual. You know the drill! Get stuck in! There’s going to be a test!!
BRITT EKLAND’S STUNT ARSE!! Ken and Stu are BACK (already!?) to bring the emotion in a thorough, thorough, THOROUGH examination of horror cinema’s most exciting decade – the 1970s! This one has it all! Laughter! Tears! The other things humans do! It’s also the longest episode ever at seven hours, seven minutes and seven seconds! Lucky 7s, am I right?
ARRRGH! YAAARGH! It’s Episode 24 (christ!) of The Ken & Stu Show, and our first deep dive into a decade of horror! Yes, we’ll be covering the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s in upcoming podcasts! So if you don’t like horror… er… soz! Also our usual analysis of upcoming movies, incorporating Stu having a near-breakdown live on air and making Ken very uncomfortable! Oo-er!!
PUNY GOD! Ken and Stu have only gone and recorded an audio commentary for Marvel Studios’ inaugural team-a-me-bobs, “Avengers”! Or “Avengers Assemble” if British. Which we are. #AvengeBrexit
YES! IT IS OUT OF SYNC! We are aware of this, but we’re VERY NEW to recording commentaries! (In fact, if anyone can fix this for us, that would be very nice!) We have other deep dives coming up, but these won’t be in commentary form.
At any rate! Try to enjoy us enjoying Avengers!
NO-ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE!! Ken & Stu dig into several months’ worth of movies and TV they’ve consumed – mostly Ken, actually! He watches a lot of stuff! Also, they get into gear with the long-running Fast & Furious series, with the low-ride on EVERY SINGLE FILM! AAAARGH! WHY IS IT SO LOOOOOONG?!?
WE… ARE… INEVITABLE! It’s The Ken and Stu Show! We’re back, and this time we’re putting the Marvel Cinematic Universe to bed. Yes, it’s our endgame. And it’s, erm, Endgame! Also, Stu massively misinterprets a joke from the original Avengers in an insanely racist way!! Why not give it a listen? It’ll be a SNAP! Ha ha!
WHAT’S AN EDITOR?? The Ken and Stu Show Episode 21 is FIVE HOURS AND FIFTY-SIX MINUTES of pure, uncondensed GUILTY PLEASURE! And that’s appropriate, because we are in fact choosing twenty more of our own guilty pleasures of cinema! SEE! Just how far the “guilty pleasure” definition can stretch! GLEE! As Ken and Stu talk about Serious Issues with their trademark sensitivity (aka Stu says reprehensible things, then apologises). FREE! Your genitals from your underpants as Stu brings up the sexiest movie he’s ever seen!
You’ll float too! Or should I say you’ll float TWO! Because we’ve only uploaded TWO EPISODES AT ONCE! Yes, it’s a TWOFER! In which Ken and Stu FINALLY shoot the shit about Stephen King adaptations! It’s fu-KING long at three and a half hours! Totalling SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS OF PODCASTING GOODNESS IN ONE WEEKEND. WE’RE SO VERY TIRED!!!
THE CLASH OF THE SHITE-ANS! In which Ken and Stu have a MASSIVE FIGHT (that’s deleted from the episode but discussed in detail). Also we talk about our favourite films of all time, whatever. No biggie. EXCEPT IT IS. Four hours!!!
STAR WARS! HERE COME THOSE STAAAR WAAARS! HEY LET’S WATCH STAAAR WAAARS! BECAUSE IT’S GOOD FUUUUUN! Ken and Stu talk about upcoming films! Films they saw! Television they saw! Also The Last Jedi as well as every other Star Wars! And Stu gets awkwardly political!
DO YOU WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME!? *TANKS* It’s a new episode of the KEN AND STU SHOWWWWWW!
It’s “Jigthor”! The very first Ken and Stu Show Fan Event, or “KASSFE”! Also probably the last. Anyway, it’s got:
– Thor: Ragnarok!
– Talking about upcoming movies!
– A genuine and sincere section reflecting on Weinstein and its ramifications!
– Also some jokes but not about that! Because, jesus!
How’s that for a slice of fried gold!? It’s The Ken and Stu Show taking on the cinema of Edgar Wright as well as Spider-Man: Homecoming!
Ken and Stu talk about cartoons for a modest amount of time (close to five hours).
SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH! SNOOGANS! KLAATU BARADA NIKTO! It’s The Ken and Stu Show Episode 13 in which we drone the hell on about every single film Kevin Smith ever directed!
EXPERIENCE! Me becoming genuinely incredulous with one of Ken’s bizarre opinions!
APPRECIATE! The effort Ken had to go through to watch twelve entire films by someone he absolutely despised!
SCHEDULE! All appointments as normal because this episode is scarcely over three hours!
OH BOLLOCCCCKS! It’s a new episode of The Ken and Stu Show, “The Podcast That’s Too Flipping Long”! This time we talk about FILMS WE’VE SEEN such as LOGAN and some others I FORGOT. Then we do a massive retrospective of the ENTIRE RUN of The X-Files, Stu’s favourite show in the world that doesn’t have a cartoon in it!
OH FLIPPING HELLLLL it’s Ken & Stu Show Episode 11! We’re taking a look at our most wonderful surprises in cinema history as well as our most bitter disappointments! It’s a little bit on the shorter side compared to our earlier casts, but we felt we were trending a little towards being self-indulgent and pfffft IT’S ALMOST FIVE HOURS. IT’S ALMOST FIVE EARTH HOURS.
HECK! It’s The Ken And Stu Show on A Nightmare On Elm Street! Episode 10! It’s our Halloween and anniversary specials combined! Also we managed to keep it brief this time hahahaha just kidding it’s FOUR FLAMING HOURS
THE KEN AND STU SHOW IS BAAAAACK! And this time it’s all about Finding Dory and PIXAR! And BOSS BABY, the upcoming Dreamworks film! And Suicide Squad, a bit! And Sausage Party! And Inglourious Basterds!
The verdict on Ghostbusters! Remakes – which ones aren’t shite? Also, The Nice Guys, A Serbian Film, and at least one other thing!
All this in The Ken & Stu Show 8!
In which Ken and Stu GET SERIOUS about torture porn and how bad it is!
Ken is Stu’s guilty pleasure! Stu is Ken’s guilty pleasure! Not really. They hate each other! Here’s our actual guilty pleasure movies!
MORE Ken and Stu!!!
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? Ken and Stu, the hosts of this podcast. To talk about Ghostbusters.
It’s WAR! Me and Ken discuss every non-MCU Marvel movie! Did you know there are a lot!?
Ken and Stu take a look at every single DC movie ever, probably! Maybe! I don’t know! Did we miss some?
The inaugural episode of our podcast is up! The Ken and Stu Show takes on Tarantino and only says the C word one time! Maybe! I didn’t count!